“When I grow up I want to be a sting ray!” – Ava
Kids movies and TV shows. They are strange and bizarre. Until I had children I had not watched any animated movies with the exception of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. South Park is not only the best animated movie ever made, it’s also the best musical ever made. (Change my Mind Meme) I’m not sure what this says about me, but I’ve never seen Mamma Mia, and can’t recall any memorable musicals. BLAME CANADA! (They’re not even a real country anyway)
All adults before they have kids say “my kid won’t watch a movie 500 times,” or “my kids won’t have that much screen time.” LIARS. All of them. Do you want to switch the laundry? Do you want to shower? Do you want to be able to hear your own thoughts? PUT A SHOW ON FOR THE KIDS. This isn’t going to be a complaint about screen time. Although we all grew up watching copious amounts of TV, but are now critical that kids spend just as much time on iPads. There is no difference. A screen is a screen. In many ways an iPad is significantly more educational than what I watched as a child. However, watching Predator 200 times has come in handy in my adult life several times. If I get a cut, I just say “I ain’t got time to bleed.” Three people from that movie ran for Governor of a state and two won at some point in their lives. That is a fact.
But I digress. This post is about the shows and movies our kids love. Some I can stand. Some I can’t. I also wonder how many drugs were involved in the creation of these shows. Do your kids watch these shows and movies? Do you agree or disagree?
TV
Paw Patrol
This used to be a favorite in our house. When there were only what felt like eight different episodes I wanted to die. If I had to watch the pups save farmer Yoomie’s farm one more time I was gonna break the TV. (I’ve also decided that’s how you spell YOOMIE) Now they added new characters and it’s even weirder. Everyone is fine with adults just texting this teenage boy when they need help. Then the teenager uses his magical talking dogs to save the city. Do they not have police? Who funds the Paw Patrol? How much did the Paw Patroller cost? The mayor probably has broken some sort of financial laws in order to let them build that lighthouse. I bet it cost like $5 million.
Bubble Guppies
My daughter loved this show. I finally accomplished a lifelong dream of having the entire series on my DVR. Then my daughter gave up this show. I refuse to delete any of the 85 episodes. This show has no continuity and make zero sense for why they have roads on the ground under water when everyone can swim.
PJ Mask
I was all in on this show. It was a little different and kind of fun. Then they went to the moon. Wait, What?! This was the moment I was out on the show. You know how Spider Man: Homecoming basically kept its story small and stayed in New York and DC. That is exactly what PJ Mask did, until this season. Going to the moon took the kids from the city solving crimes and changed the show. Just like how Manifest introduced a LOST like smoke monster for ZERO reason completely out of thin air. Changing the scope of a show can be great, or hurt as it did in this case.
Puppy Dog Pals
This show has the best theme song. BINGO AND ROLLIE!!!! I’m in on this show. They just need to have more episodes.
Muppet Babies
This should be a homerun for me. I grew up watching the original Muppet Babies. However, it just doesn’t work for me. It feels very forced and the animation is meh. Plus when Kermit the frog talks I just think of Kansas City Chiefs QB Pat Mahomes speaking. HAVE YOU HEARD IT? IT IS VERY UNIQUE. HE SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT THE FROG.
Even if you don’t watch football, if I tell you a star QB sounds like Kermit the Frog you are clicking that link 100 times out of 100.
Vampirina
Love this show too. From Transylvania to Pennsylvania is the tag line and it’s perfect. They need more episodes, but it’s fun and Wanda Sykes doe a voice….and wait JAMES VAN DER BEEK DOES ONE TOO. He better say “I DON’T WANT…YOUR LIFE,” at some point or it is a missed opportunity.
Movies
Inside Out
Nothing scares my daughter like the clown from Inside Out. NOTHING. She loves the movie and when it’s clown time she asks to fast forward and comes over to us. It’s cute. I like this movie. Teaches a great lesson. Don’t lie to your parents and don’t run away from home. HA.
Toy Story Movies
I had never seen these until my son was born. For a long stretch they were his favorite. I balled at the end of Toy Story 3. Didn’t everyone? When the Toys are resigned to their fate in the incinerator, it’s very sad. However, nothing compares to Andy officially leaving his childhood and giving his toys away to Bonnie. Man. Watched this, looked at my son and thought about him leaving in the future. Water Works. Made me realize how hard it was for my parents when I went to college.
Frozen
I love this movie. I love some of the songs. It’s still not better than South Park.
Moana
We watched this a lot for a while. Now the kids are sick of it. Welcome to the club.
The Karate Kid (1984)
My wife showed this to our son this weekend. He has watched it three times and loves it.
Cars
My son was Lightning McQueen for Halloween one year. It’s an actual movie, not a kid’s movie. The notes it hits on slowing down and nostalgia are very interesting considering it was released before twitter and iPhone’s existed.
The Parent Trap
My son loves this movie as well. I had never seen it before, but Lindsay Lohan as a kid is a weird watch now. It’s like watching Heath Ledgers Joker knowing how it’s going to turn out. Yep, I’m sure you came to this blog for a Lindsay Lohan in Parent Trap is similar to Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight comparison, but here we are.
Movies and Shows my Kids hate
Harry Potter
Maybe six was too young to try this? But my son hates it. This saved me from watching an eight movie build up to see this big battle that lasted under five minutes. Even WWE knows how to script a better main event. If HHH booked the end of this series it would have been fantastic.
Ice Age Movies
Why are there so many of them? My kids will watch for a few minutes then give up. Did Ray Romano really need the money that badly? I know Dennis Leary did.
Fancy Nancy
Has this show been pulled yet? Does anyone like it?
Random Movies My son Loves and it’s Entirely My Fault
Speed
My son loved buses and trucks. So I showed him the best movie about a bus I knew. He has asked to watch this a dozen times now. At what age can I show him the Matrix?
Independence Day
When my son said he wanted to learn about Aliens I showed him this. I hope you are sensing a pattern here.
Terminator Movies
My son has watched 1-3 and Genisys. He loves robots, he loves them fighting. Come on the Terminator movies are just fun and awesome. I Watched T2 like a million times as a kid.
Titanic
Obviously, we skipped two scenes from this movie. But my son loves the regal and fancy look of the boat and how it sinks. Also, this is a fantastic movie. I can like Predator (Including the new Predator movie, which I loved from a few weeks ago) and this movie at the same time. I have diverse entertainment tastes.
Fast Five
To be fair, he has seen most of the Fast Movies. He loves the ending when they steal the bank vault. So do I son. So do I.
What is on your list? What shows and movies do you love that you have shared with your kids?

